Standgas

German Suff-Slang

Describes the state of waking up in the morning while still being drunk.

"Wie nicht viel gesoffen?! Digghi du hattest ja noch so Standgas in der Früh."

by gagawutz September 1, 2023

stankgasm

When you meet two contrasting smells, one pleasurable and one very awful simultaneously, often followed by an audible grumble or groan.

"The smell of the farmer's stables mixed with the old cheese shop indulged my senses in a most glorious stankgasm."
"The overwhelming aroma of the roses combined with the nearby cow manure as made me prematurely stankgasm."

by iamsanchoramirez January 26, 2018

sandgasm

when you’re so old that your nut and or breastmilk comes out as powder

i hooked up with this guy who was like 79 and he totally had a sandgasm.

by fjshsgwvdbcusjjqj November 17, 2018