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Sadgasm
Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)
Sadgasm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019
sadgasm
Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.
Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008
sadgasm
A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.
sadgasm
The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.
Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.
Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.
Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.
Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.
I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.
sadgasm by stereotypicaldepressedteenager February 7, 2010
sadgasm
1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.
2: a sudden burst of depression.
3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.
4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.
2: a sudden burst of depression.
3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.
4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.
sangasm
sangasm by Sarah Demarest May 21, 2007