sandgasm 

when you’re so old that your nut and or breastmilk comes out as powder

i hooked up with this guy who was like 79 and he totally had a sandgasm.

sandgasm by fjshsgwvdbcusjjqj November 17, 2018

Sadgasm 

Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.

Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)

Sadgasm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

sadgasm 

Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.

Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!

sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008

sadgasm 

A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.

"I almost had a sadgasm when I got dumped. ): "

sadgasm by Fynn May 23, 2006

sadgasm 

The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.

Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.

Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.

I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.

sadgasm by stereotypicaldepressedteenager February 7, 2010

sadgasm 

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

sadgasm by Mat May 17, 2008

sangasm 

An extreme amount of pleasure that only Sanjaya Malakar can bring upon a person.

As I looked at the picture, I could feel a sangasm comign up.

sangasm by Sarah Demarest May 21, 2007