stall jack

When you need to actually take a dump, and someone jacks your stall to pee or poo.

That guy just stall jacked me. I needed to take the biggest dump ever!

by kebinahhh July 20, 2010

Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.

Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.

by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011

Small Jack

Jack isn’t and will never be tall

Jack: wanna go on a date?

Jolene: ew, no. you’re to small Jack

by jwall22 March 8, 2022

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Seattle Stalljack

defined by sitting in the stall of a public restroom when an unknown stranger bursts in places his private in your mouth. Slaps you in face a couple of times, then turns you around and cums on your rear side then departs.

I was just Seattle stalljacked.

by Detonical October 24, 2014

Jacking the peen-stalk

male masturbation

"Last night i read my favorite book 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and then i went right to sleep after jacking the peen-stalk"

by Big Al Casey March 12, 2017

Jackson has a small cock

When Jackson Trinder just has a small cock

oh yo don't you just ever see how Jackson has a small cock jay?

by Mecha hate club August 10, 2020