Staircrastination

The act of avoiding going up or down the stairs by standing still and contemplating the effort required.

"I stood at the bottom of the stairs for five minutes, debating if I really needed to go upstairs. Total staircrastination."

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Sarcrastination

The term for a sarcastic response upon the request of a task or service, often used to delay the completion of said task or service.

Bro: Hey, could you finish your part of the report?
Douche: Sure (Heavy sarcasm).
Bro: Cut it with the Sarcrastination

by It Girl, Rag Doll November 3, 2014