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Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Statheist 

One who rejects religion as irrational but who advocates the existence of the state, usually as a desperate compensation for the comfort that religion brings. The term is most often used by anarchist-atheists to demonstrate to the statheist that the logic they use to justify the state is faulty even though they had sufficient logic to reject religion, implying that they are reproducing the same errors in thinking that they profess to despise in religious people.

statism

atheism

scapegoat
In a way, these statheists are worse than Christians, I really feel sorry for these people.
Statheist by TheShunnedSage June 15, 2009
the coolest people have a last name of stablein these people are either have huge cocks and will please you in any way weather its from there smooth moves or there ability to be supper good in bed .
the stableins are soo cool they are better than drugs
stablein by jhon dope October 27, 2017

Stalleism 

The act of worshiping Stallebred, he is a legendary memester from the legendary Bryn Celynnog school, he also live in Cae Fardre.
I deeply believe in Stalleism. It is a wonderful religion.
Stalleism by Stalleisgay October 11, 2018

Stalleist 

A person or being who believes in Stalleism.
Bonkeye dafydd is a Stalleist
Stalleist by Stalleisgay December 17, 2018

stateist 

a person or a state that is discriminatory against another state they don’t care for. Becoming popular with corona going around; states are stopping certain states when they see their license plates.
I can’t believe Rhode Island is being so stateist by stopping every NY, NJ, and CT plate they see at the border.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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