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stabbity 

1) having the stabbing nature; excessively tending towards repeated stabbing motions

2) pernicious and beastly; irritating in the extreme; prickly in nature
"Damn, I bought these pants and cut off the tags, but there's still this stabbity little tag dangly embedded in a seam: can't get it out."

"She's a stabbity little whore, isn't she? Doesn't let the slightest thing go without a snarky comment."
stabbity by Firebottle December 20, 2004

Stabbity 

adj., to be sharp and possibly used to stab. OR n. Dangerous, threatening object with pointy origin/devices.
"She grinned as she grabbed a stabbity fork and began to stalk forward." OR "She grabbed the stabbity and I started to run."
Stabbity by DescarteZ October 4, 2009

stabbity doll 

Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"

Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.
That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.
stabbity doll by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010

stabbity death 

The greatest one liner in 8-bit theater (that is used more than once) said by Black Mage (who is crazy awesome) whenever Fighter does something stupid (a lot) and angers Black Mage.
Fighter: *stupid quote*
Black Mage: Stabbity death!! *brandishes sword*
stabbity death by The Kez May 15, 2005

shibbity shabbity shwank 

Used when a need for randomness, or silence breaking is required. An answer when non is relevant
1.
Joe: ...
Joe: ...
You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.
Joe: True dat

2.
El: So are you a virgin?

You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.

El: Cool

stibbity 

a lil boy, just a lil boy, maybe a stinky lil boy
him just a little stibbity
stibbity by Marky Mark Nonya May 28, 2011
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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