Staatsman

A slimeball, liar, hopefully sterile poor sad excuse for a human. Will likely steal your dog. Scum of the chum. a below average joe

I wish I never met that staatsman

by Amygdala19 August 9, 2022

Statman

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.

Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.

by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010

shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

slatsman

An absolute fucking cunt.

I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.

by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

Statesman

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.

That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.

by True balla in da hood wit dem May 4, 2015

stratman

The last name of a man that where's shirts that are too tight for his body, loves tater tots and his nipples are always showing.

Look at the guys nipples showing through his shirt! He must be a stratman

by n_theman44 April 19, 2017

Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube

Jacob Saltsman is the best Basketball player ever

by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018