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St. John the Baptist School 

A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.
Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp
Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School 

1- Concentration camp
2- Home to LARO
3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn
4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention

5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning
6- Principals with terrible sense of humor
7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible
8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation
9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars
10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision
1- Hitler once ran St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7
6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime

7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare
8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math
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