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A variation of the word squndoo. Often used to befuddle someone, leaving them speechless and without comeback.
John Doe: "You're a jerk!"
Jane Doe: "Oh yeah? Well you're a sqwond!"
John Doe: ...(?)
Sqwond by Noodles09 June 10, 2011
Related Words
Sqwob sqwoblong Swobble Sqoob swob swobbin sqwonk shwoblewanged Swobe swober
When something wobbles uncontrollably, either when you wobble something (usually a part of the body) uncontrollably or when someone walks and their fat wobbles.
"Stop swobbling my fat!"

"Wow, my jelly looks swobbly today"

Person A: "OMFG did you see that girl’s ass?"
Person B: "Yeah, that swobbled like shite"
Swobbly by Robca April 1, 2015
The noise a wet pussy makes when it's being penetrated
My wife's dripping wet cunt really skwobs when I fuck it
Skwobs by Pizza'man July 1, 2020
Verb: -Past tense of squeeze, for use in the progressive past tense.
Would you like some freshly sqwozen orange juice?
Sqwozen by Craig Arant April 20, 2008

squobies 

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick
"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"
squobies by carnette September 23, 2023

Swobbin' 

Swobbin is swagging and mobbing at the same time, made popular by V-Nasty through her song "Swobbin".
Swaggin' and Mobbin'. Swobbin'
Swobbin' by superlativemj August 14, 2011