SWOB

Single With Online Benefits

I am tired of dating and the bullshit , I am just going to SWOB to get my needs met.

by Ahunni July 1, 2019

SWOB

DEFINED AS M.O.B.-swag.

M.O.B.= money over bitches
Swag = One's appearance, style ,or the way he/she presents his/herself.

Thus SWOB would refer the "Swag" that accompanies the M.O.B. mentality.

If one's motto was Money over Bitches, the philosophy denotes that a man who wants money and/or true power must always put money first and women second.

And when one truly embodies this, it is refered to as SWOB.

"Ay fam, how you livin'?"

"you know i be on that SWOB."

or

I'm not fuckin witchu hoes no' mo'! I'm SWOB bitch!

by FaZiLLaH March 25, 2013

swob

to hit someone on the back of the head
this must heart or it is not a swab

jack: bahdgahasbjgfds sahgfdui

me: shut up or i will swab you

jack: ..........

by Sam May 21, 2004

B-Swob

Insulting term originating from Brixton, used in Canada as well. Used to descreibe someone as being rude, cowardly, unlikeable, etc...
Derived from "Bitch"

Amanda: Hannah just told me my outfit was "quaint"
Mary: What a B-Swob!

by Steve Jablonsky98 December 6, 2025

Swobbly

When something wobbles uncontrollably, either when you wobble something (usually a part of the body) uncontrollably or when someone walks and their fat wobbles.

"Stop swobbling my fat!"

"Wow, my jelly looks swobbly today"

Person A: "OMFG did you see that girl’s ass?"
Person B: "Yeah, that swobbled like shite"

by Robca April 1, 2015

Swobbin'

Swobbin is swagging and mobbing at the same time, made popular by V-Nasty through her song "Swobbin".

Swaggin' and Mobbin'. Swobbin'

by superlativemj August 14, 2011

Swobo

A Swobo is a bill valued at roughly a 1000 dollars in today's market.

Culver's didn't have change for a Swobo.

He is literally worth Swobos.

by normandy September 6, 2012