swob

to hit someone on the back of the head
this must heart or it is not a swab

jack: bahdgahasbjgfds sahgfdui

me: shut up or i will swab you

jack: ..........

by Sam May 21, 2004

SWOB

Single With Online Benefits

I am tired of dating and the bullshit , I am just going to SWOB to get my needs met.

by Ahunni July 1, 2019

SWOB

DEFINED AS M.O.B.-swag.

M.O.B.= money over bitches
Swag = One's appearance, style ,or the way he/she presents his/herself.

Thus SWOB would refer the "Swag" that accompanies the M.O.B. mentality.

If one's motto was Money over Bitches, the philosophy denotes that a man who wants money and/or true power must always put money first and women second.

And when one truly embodies this, it is refered to as SWOB.

"Ay fam, how you livin'?"

"you know i be on that SWOB."

or

I'm not fuckin witchu hoes no' mo'! I'm SWOB bitch!

by FaZiLLaH March 25, 2013

B-Swob

Insulting term originating from Brixton, used in Canada as well. Used to descreibe someone as being rude, cowardly, unlikeable, etc...
Derived from "Bitch"

Amanda: Hannah just told me my outfit was "quaint"
Mary: What a B-Swob!

by Steve Jablonsky98 December 6, 2025