Sqweege

Weed

Got any Sqweege? Are you sufficiently Sqweeged?

Sqweege by Feral Muses June 16, 2018

Sqweege

Weed

Got any Sqweege? Are you sufficiently Sqweeged?

Sqweege by Feral Muses June 16, 2018

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

German Squeegee by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee 

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

Vanderwallen Squeegee by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Headlight Squeegee 

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

Headlight Squeegee by mrrab June 11, 2015

Beef Squeegee 

A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.

Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.

Beef Squeegee by carlton spoona'ge April 21, 2018

the squeegee 

Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished.

I was driving home and I decided to do the squeegee to this girl I saw during gridlock.

the squeegee by The Super Huge Big Man August 8, 2010