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Sqwank you, Sqwank this
Sqwank by Sqwank February 13, 2019
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A group (cult) of very likely friends
Wow, look at those three coworkers, I bet they’re in a Sqwank
Sqwank by Sqwank4L October 22, 2022
sqwank is the sound your butthole makes when your turds don't taper.
is that guy gay or what?
no doubt, what a sqwanker.
sqwank by x2f101011 October 10, 2010
an expression used to fuck someboby up in a pressure situation.
for example your friend(ish) is kicking a field goal in madden 2004 and you want to screw him up you just say "sqwank" before the kick to get him out of his game.
sqwank by Ray Solorio December 5, 2003
A combination of the words squint and wank. Generally used to to describe a neurotic looking female with a rather odd (sometimes muscular)build with too many protruding veins and strange bulging muscles. These females tend to squint. A Sqwank is prone to excessive workouts and most Sqwanks secretly smoke cigarettes in bathrooms. A Sqwank is a chameleon capable of fooling those around her into thinking she is quite attractive. This phenomenon last only a few seconds. Sqwanks can be manipulative as well.
Renee Zellweger,Madonna, Sarah Jessica Parker, Pink...all are Sqwanks.
Sqwank by metneil June 24, 2013

sqwarkle 

there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now
you: hey what are you doing
some tricky bastard: sqwarkle
you: ???
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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