Squirt boat 

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

Squirt boat by womb raider August 9, 2017

squirt boating 

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

squirt boating by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

squirtbortion 

When a women squirts so hard it aborts her fetus

"He fucked me so good last night I had a squirtbortion!"

squirtbortion by SquirtNation April 4, 2023

squirtboard 

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.

Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.

squirtboard by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018