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Squidley 

When someone takes a nasty, runny disusting fat shit on someone elses hair, then it dries into tentacles similar to those of a squid.
Brandon gave Anjew a squidley last night. He still hasn't washed his hair.
Squidley by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009

Squidley 

A problomatic child whomst has the big gay and plays to much warthunder. He is also very much so a weeb and is dating a trap.
Why is squidley freaking out this time?
Because he's a homo
Squidley by USCGC_Ingham_WHEC35 July 16, 2018

Squidley Dumps 

A band on rock band that is made up of Nick Lachapelle, Rilyn Silva and Hunter Lane. This band has recently removed Hunter, because they are no longer good friends with him. This removal has cause Nick to move to Drums and Ethan Gilchrest to replace Nick at base.
Hunter-Dude what should we name the band?
Nick- The Squidley Dumps!
Rilyn-Dudes thats an awsome name

Squidley-Spooge 

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.
*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!
Squidley-Spooge by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

Squidley Bob 

Pronunciation{Skwid Lee Bob}
Alternate{Squee Lee Bob}

Noun-A person lacking in common sense, masculinity, coordination, the ability to settle; often times these traits are employed simutaneoously.
Brad Freed wore a dress shirt to lacrosse practice, what a squidley bob.

Keagan is one squirley mother fucker, he too is a squidley bob.
Squidley Bob by Treasure Head February 27, 2009

squidley bob 

A person who over protects themselves for physical contact.
Austin plays lacrosse with upper arm pads to protect his triceps, what a squidley bob.

He also plays with a wooden shaft.
squidley bob by Mr. Jazzy Hands March 1, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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