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small, usually having been ripped or broken off of a larger whole. See teeny. See squeen.
Before the championship yodeling match, Rupert secretly took a squeeny bit of Billiam's flax seed granola bar.
squeeny by angrylizard March 16, 2016
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small, but not in a physical way. a way to describe someone doing something that makes them seem like they have a small personality
Matthew: did you hear that Jackson beat up the weak cripple boy
Tomas: wow bro, that's very squeeny of him
Squeeny by Corporal_Dingo April 24, 2022
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1. An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything.
squeeny by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu January 20, 2007
P.M. had such a squeeny dick.
squeeny by anounamous September 5, 2007
Squeeny = A skanky skinny bitch.

Get your Squeeny ass over here.

Damn. That Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog was Squeeny. That was aSqueeny p. #SqueenyWeeniez insta @SqueenyWeeniezppp
Eeww. That girl is a Squeeny Bitch!!!

Get your Squeeny ass over here.

Damn. That Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog was Squeeny. That was aSqueeny Weeny. #SqueenyWeeniez insta @SqueenyWeeniez
SQUEENY by Yancy Martin November 28, 2019
when your thriving and living (skinny-queen)
i am such a squeeny.
squeeny by squeennyy March 23, 2020

Squeezy Hand 

When shaking hands with someone and one person exerts extreme pressure in efforts to establish dominance as the "Alpha" person.
"He gave me the squeezy hand to let me know he was the the boss".
Squeezy Hand by MrFritz August 20, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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