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Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See "Squavous" (originated in Bonita, CA).
Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.
SQUAVE by G.L.C. July 20, 2008
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Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See squavous (originated in Bonita, CA).
Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.
SQUAVE by G.L.C. May 5, 2007
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Tiananmen Square 

"Hey, did you hear about Tiananmen Square?"
"Yeah, I heard REDACTED"
Tiananmen Square by [REMOVED] August 16, 2019

Tiananmen Square 

Nothing happened in the Tiananmen Square
Friend: Yo, have you heard about the Tiananmen Square protests?
me: Yeah, it was a bloodba... I mean everyone was cheerful and there was no massacre.
Friend: What do you mean? Wait, who are those people behind you?

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.

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Justly, precisely, or in an honest way and without any doubt.
We won the game fair and square.
She hit me fair and square on the nose.
fair and square by Coell March 15, 2006

Parker Square

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Matt: It still sort of counts.
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