Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

Squat Meat by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Squad meat 

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

Squad meat by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020

Meat Squad 

The members of a sports team used to get the starting players ready for the game. Also refers to second string or third string players. Used primarily in Football or Rugby to describe the second team or third team members who take the beatings in practices, but never get the glory on game day.

Rudy is one of the best players on the Meat Squad.

Meat Squad by Rudy R. April 6, 2006

Meat Squad 

Members who participate in the consumption of meats at a celebration or festival.

The meat squad consumed courses of chicken, ribs, burgers, satays, lobster and tuna at the "Meat Fest".

Meat Squad by Oaxaca Boy June 3, 2009

squatmattress 

whore, slut, TEH DIRTEH. not even a bum that shit his pants would hit it.

dood she is squatmattress

squatmattress by starrie February 6, 2003