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squakin the dolphin 

Nasty! we just caught Rajiv Squakin his dolphin in the bathroom.
squakin the dolphin by B-rad June 19, 2003

Squakinkle

The tearing of the scrottum
My scrottum got caught in my zipper and now I got a squakinkle
Squakinkle by Kadan and joe July 3, 2018

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

squeakin cheekin 

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.
One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.
squeakin cheekin by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

Squeaking the duck 

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.
Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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