Squagle

A person who thinks that they're cool when they're not and other people are not sure of their sexuality because they look very strange.

Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson & Adam Dawson are all Squagles.

by Razama January 1, 2011

Squiglet

A goopy, bloppy load flying airborne from a ruined orgasm.

Charlie shot a huge squiglet across the room when Lucy caught him jacking off.

by Manatee Situation December 5, 2022

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

squaglammer

Any device used to clean an apparatus used to smoke marijuana. Often this consists of a thin piece of metal or hard plastic.

Hey man, can you please hand me the squaglammer? The bowl is pretty dirty.

by Seanithan April 3, 2008

Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

squggle

a squad struggle.

when you're trying to make plans but nobody in the squad is free at the same time
"wow, this group chat is such a squggle right now"

by schuzie69 March 22, 2016

squeagle

A pimp's real friends after excluding whoes and customers.

Pimp Carlos bought his whore Sally a diamond ring but all of his squeagle got some pimped out mercedes slrs.

by carlos r. January 3, 2007