Squad-block 

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.

"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.

Squad-block by Nigchelle June 30, 2015

cock block squad 

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.

Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!

cock block squad by Jordan April 10, 2005

cock block squad 

a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.

The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.

cock block squad by hello April 12, 2005

The Block Squad 

A Highly skilled Blocking Group in the game North America KartRider. They will block you whenver you race.

TBS is short for The Block Squad

The Block Squad by xXSupa November 9, 2009

squad blocking 

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.

"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."

squad blocking by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015

black squad 

a group of lames who think their G's but their really not.

"yo aint that black squad?" "no thats wack squad!!"

black squad by anonymous10111 March 4, 2007

squat blocked 

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

squat blocked by efaith December 4, 2019