squoose 

A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag

Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!

squoose by sWaG July 19, 2014

snoose 

Chewing Tobbacco; Chaw;

SNOOSE ME! or I need some snoose.

snoose by Pimp Masta Simms April 27, 2003

Snoose Deuce Kaboose

"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)

Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

Snoose Deuce Kaboose by hamking1 April 26, 2011

Spoose 

The Polish word for Napoleonism - Short, and short tempered. Bursting into fits of angry rage, having controversial views and getting even more extreme the angrier you get.

*Gets tackled on FIFA*
Short Polish-looking guy: "FUCK THIS CUNTING SHITTING GAME, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER"
Opponent: "Don't be such a Spoose."

Spoose by SteakBake10 August 20, 2018

swoose 

half swan ,half goose, eats nothing but break ,thats half bread and half cake!

the poor swoose family were very hungry and very nearly became extinct during the famine because marie antoinette ordered them to eat cake instead of bread .

swoose by 65ann February 10, 2009

Sqoosh 

The suprisingly pleasant feeling of despratley needing to use the toilet.

"I've got a sqoosh feeling."

Sqoosh by CROWSHOOTER67 February 19, 2010

slooser 

Well I think ~Wendy~ should go back to her English class cause Looser is a term described in the dictionary as. Loose, Not Tight, etc.If someone can't spell a word correctly I don't think their definition should be adhered by.

~Wendy~ is a Sloser (not a slooser) and should pay more attention in English Class rather than making false definitions on some website

slooser by :jaso: June 21, 2006