Sputumize

To spray sputum and snot when clearing your respiratory system and infect others. With coronavirus for example.

Cover your effing mouth when you sputumize to avoid covering your screen and keyboard with airbone mucus.

Sputumize by oldcodgerette March 16, 2020

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Spatulized

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.

Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"

Spatulized by WittyBanter. August 9, 2009

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Sputumize • Sputilize • Spatulized

Sputilize

It means to spread lies and rumors. I made this word myself upon saying a word incorrectly, so I decided to make it a word for slang.

Person 1: oh my god, Becky was just sputilizing yesterday.

Person 2: Wait, really?! That’s so bad! Why would she sputilize?!

Sputilize by TamakiSimp January 15, 2024

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Sputilize

It means to spread lies and rumors. I made this word myself upon saying a word incorrectly, so I decided to make it a word for slang.

Person 1: oh my god, Becky was just sputilizing yesterday.

Person 2: Wait, really?! That’s so bad! Why would she sputilize?!

Sputilize by TamakiSimp January 15, 2024

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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