Sputumize

To spray sputum and snot when clearing your respiratory system and infect others. With coronavirus for example.

Cover your effing mouth when you sputumize to avoid covering your screen and keyboard with airbone mucus.

by oldcodgerette March 16, 2020

Spatulized

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.

Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"

by WittyBanter. August 9, 2009

Sputilize

It means to spread lies and rumors. I made this word myself upon saying a word incorrectly, so I decided to make it a word for slang.

Person 1: oh my god, Becky was just sputilizing yesterday.

Person 2: Wait, really?! That’s so bad! Why would she sputilize?!

by TamakiSimp January 15, 2024

Sputilize

It means to spread lies and rumors. I made this word myself upon saying a word incorrectly, so I decided to make it a word for slang.

Person 1: oh my god, Becky was just sputilizing yesterday.

Person 2: Wait, really?! That’s so bad! Why would she sputilize?!

by TamakiSimp January 15, 2024