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Let me shave my kitty I’m about to get spumoniedddd!!! (Verb) 🍆🍒

Let me get some of that spumoni! 🍰 (noun)
SpumoniED by Spinellithespumoni September 11, 2026
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Dino Spumoni

The swing singing, Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin clone from the television show Hey Arnold!

Dino's many exploits include faking his own death for record sales, punching cameramen, and pissing off his writer.
Darling, you left my heart
In pieces on the floor
So tell me why shouldn't I
Break some things of yours?
I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair,
That stupid thing you always wear;
I'll smash a vase, the radio,
Those little teacups from Limoge;
Your wacky paintings on the walls;
Darling - POW - I'll smash 'em all;

Dino Spumoni - Smashed
Dino Spumoni by MLVMosley November 21, 2009

dino spumoni

Dino Spumoni is a fictional character on the cartoon series Hey Arnold. Spumoni is hit a singer in the show, based on real world singer Dean Martin
dino spumoni's lyrics include
"you broke my heart in peices on the floor
now its time to break some things of yours.."
dino spumoni by um kristen September 17, 2008
the sperm that shoots out of a hermafrodite
Dillon secreted spemonie when he saw the man that was bending over to pick up a dollar
spemonie by |c3 July 26, 2006
An ice cream containing mint, chocolate and strawberry ice cream. Also contains some orgasm-inducing pastachios.
This spumoni is soooo good.
Spumoni by Kevfederer July 5, 2008
Being spun out when you're stoned
I was so stoned when we got spun ,doing circles all sputoned
Sputoned by Nigger C. October 20, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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