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Hill Sprints 

A workout or exercise routine. Run like hell up a steep gradient for 50 to 100 meters, walk back down, recover, and do it again...and again. The workout ends when your lungs are exploding and your butt is shaking and you can barely stand. The first few times you will hate yourself, but then you will love the pain and the results. Eventually you will be a hot and beautiful badass.
We don't need no stinkin' ab crunches or butt lunges. We do hill sprints, bitches.

Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.
Hill Sprints by alixDDD January 30, 2015
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sprintsturbating

To pleasure one's self while sprinting
The track star stripped in one motion and began sprintsturbating.
sprintsturbating by MeGusta67 November 2, 2011

The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.
I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.
The Sprints by meechuacon July 21, 2017
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026