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Spruce Creek High School 

A place where the smartest and brightest go. Hundreds flock to the creek in order to go to the IB program. The reason the "creek geeks" aren't seen outside of Port Orange for social events is because they are to busy "studying", but in reality its because they are fucking mothers of Seabreeze students. Any comments made by a Seabreeze student regarding the students of Spruce Creek are on every drug possible and don't even know where they are.
Seabreeze student: Mom, where are you going?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?

Spruce Creek High School 

Also known as the spruce "geeks", not only are these losers located on the outskirts of town (Port Orange) , but on the outside of the social ladder as well. These hawks are famous for their IB program where they endure having no life for four years straight just so they can get into the same schools as everybody else. They're schedules consist of srictly studying and attending sporting events. No one has ever spotted one lurking anywhere beyond those places so consider yourself lucky if you catch the rare species actually doing something fun.
Cool Kid: "Hey, are you going to that party tonight?"
Spruce Creek High School Student: " No. I have study."
Cool Kid: "Dude, we graduated...yesterday."

Spruce creek high school 

Where Florida soccer players come to play on a real team. Undefeated seasons and making Seabreeze and NSB their bitches. It doesn’t matter where you come from, when you go to creek, all we do is win win win!
The Spruce Creek High School soccer team is loaded w college talent and likes to remind their little brothers breeze and creek, they’ll never be at the Creek level.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026