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Sprinkler Dick 

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
Sprinkler Dick by RJH2 December 3, 2016
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Sprinkler Dick 

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.
Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.
Sprinkler Dick by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

sprinkler dick 

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
sprinkler dick by cdp101 November 22, 2011

dick sprinkler 

A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.
There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.
dick sprinkler by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

Sprinkle dick

"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said
Sprinkle dick by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017

dick sprinkles 

When your oenis has black man freckles, when your white.
Hey Aric, those are some nice dick sprinkles ya got there
dick sprinkles by KnivinIVAN January 20, 2017

Dick sprinkles 

When jeffy takes too long picking up his gay bro from the Northstar and leaves us waiting for him because we love dem dick sprinkles
Jeff check ur pocket watd u find? Nothing? Dick sprinkler got u again?? Dick sprinkles
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