Spring eye 

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.

I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.

Spring eye by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!

The spell that Seamus Finnigan uses to try and turn his goblet of water into rum. Much like everything else that he tries to put spells on, the water explodes in his face.

Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum! by luvcats222 January 6, 2016

Springmeyer 

When your asshole has a stroke.

I just springmeyered in my pants.

Springmeyer by Monrovia May 25, 2018

Springeresque

An adjective that decribes a situation that involves extreme and ongoing drama.

A springeresque life.

Springeresque by Archeo Bob April 29, 2010

Jerry Springered 

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.

While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!

Jerry Springered by Panty Thief November 3, 2008