5 definition by ChaosRocket

Top Definition
Ridiculously terrible and disgusting.

synonyms: pukeatronic, barfirrific, spewtacular, puketastic
Confident guys are totally puke-a-tronic and vomitacular, stop saying all girls like them.
by ChaosRocket June 12, 2008

Mug icon
Buy a Vomitacular mug!
1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction.

2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."
"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue."

"Spork!!! I'm being random today!"
by ChaosRocket October 06, 2007

Mug icon
Buy a Spork mug!
Like a Jihad, except performed by Christians in the name of Jesus.
"Those Christians launched a Jesushad against the abortion clinic and blew it up, killing all the women and unborn children who were inside."
by ChaosRocket May 08, 2009

Mug icon
Buy a Jesushad mug!
In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.
"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"
by ChaosRocket October 06, 2007

Mug icon
Buy a Wanky mug!
The worst hellhole in the entire US. I had to live there for 25 years, so I know. In Columbus (the capitol), most people are rednecks AND wiggers at the exact same time. I once saw a guy driving along in a pickup truck full of manure, and he was wearing a doo-rag and blasting Snoop Dogg.

Many people think of Ohio as a state full of cows and hicks; while this is true, it's also true that the major cities have serious problems with gangs, crime and violence.

Many other contributors have mentioned that Ohio smells funny. This is because a large portion of the population hardly ever showers or changes their clothes.

Most people in Ohio are unfriendly and unintelligent. Also the weather sucks and is insanely unpredictable.

Ohio also boasts the worst drivers in the entire nation; they do not seem to understand the meaning of a green light (they believe that a green light means they should slow down and/or stop their car.)

Ohio is mostly a flat and boring state. The only really good thing about Ohio is Cedar Point, the number one rated amusement park in the US. Also, Ohio has one of the largest state fairs in the nation and Columbus has one of the largest fireworks displays in the nation. Oh, plus there's a GameWorks. Other than that, there's not much to do in Ohio, especially during the winter months.

Ohio is a nice place to visit during the summer if you want to see some of the attractions, but you definitely don't want to have to live there.
When I finally moved away from Ohio, I shouted "So long, Stinktown!" as I drove off.
by ChaosRocket May 24, 2009

Mug icon
Buy a Ohio mug!