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1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction.

2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."
"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue."

"Spork!!! I'm being random today!"
by ChaosRocket October 06, 2007
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THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.
It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!
by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
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The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.
I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!
by darealjz June 01, 2010
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1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!
1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!"

2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!
by flclimax1 March 02, 2008
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An eating utensil that is not a good spoon and not a good fork. Can also be used when referring to someone that is below average or mediocre at an activity.
Lindsay Lohan is a real spork on the big screen.
by MizzouTigers February 03, 2012
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