spoonage 

when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage

me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars

spoonage by spooner July 18, 2004

spoonage 

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

spoonage by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage 

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

spoonage by Gabe November 10, 2003

spoonage 

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

spoonage by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009

spoonage 

combination of carniage and spoons

The bruises, cuts and other bodily injuries resulting from the card game of spoons.

Carrie had some serious spoonage following the rather violent game of spoons in Vegas.

Brent's spoonage is finally starting to heal.

spoonage by Rallywife March 8, 2009

Spoonage 

The act of attending Wetherspoons and getting hyped about it

Question: Spoonage ? Answer: Spoonage !
...They went to Wetherspoons

Spoonage by Gymladjames November 8, 2021

maximum spoonage 

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

maximum spoonage by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014