spongler

A device for spangling spaghetti

Hand me the spaghetti spongler, Marjorie, our dinner is becoming unruly.

by Jonathan Planecrash June 17, 2020

Spongler

A bong you become inebriated by inhaling mind-altering drugs through

Man, I shouldn't have been hailed so much after hitting that Spongler. It got me really messed up. Are you still up

by P. Boddie August 25, 2020

Sponsler

Brown-bagging outside of a bar or club in order to get drunk in a cheap and or efficient manner. Busch-light, four lokos, and any form of 40oz malt liquor are common items used during sponslering.

1. adj. Where is Joe?

He's outside drinking busch light.

God hes such a sponsler.

2. Verb. Where is Joe?
He's outside sponslering a 40.

by Grime Master December 18, 2010

Craig Spangler

Craig Spangler is a coward, above all. He never admits his fault/responsibility. He actually said (more than once) “I don’t get grumpy.” When confronted about his bad behavior (examples to follow) he will pull something from the past up about you, wrench his sweaty hands, deny, and then run. He did this many times. Prime example. I am the home schooling mother (only because our daughter was smarter than the teachers in public school). I have been am musician since 11 years old. Played flute professionally, taught private lessons, won awards. I do not not have music degree, but he cannot clap on the beat. While supervising her violin practice time, I was having her play in front of a mirror. She was being a kid. He came upstairs, interrupted, and said to me in front of her, “Leave her alone, you don’t know what you talking about.” Of course he denies this (coward) and has NEVER apologized. This is only one example of his cowardly person. He couldn’t even allow the musician to have authority over music in our home. This was his attitude toward his child’s mother I empirically. A lot of damage has been done because of his disrespect to his child’s mother. Let him burn in hell.🔥🔥🔥 Coward’s who divided the mother from daughter should burn in hell.

Craig Spangler the coward

by DurgaMother May 1, 2020

sponger

Someone who lives off of others like a parasite, continually taking advantage of their generosity and good will.

"You need to tell your new boyfriend to get a job! He's taking advantage of you! He's a total sponger!"

by FoxLily August 8, 2013

Spongled

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.

"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"

by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

sponger

A person who repeatedly borrows things. Often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the attitude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.

This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.

This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.

This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend

Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.

What a bloody sponger?! Every day he asks to borrow something and I never get it back.

Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!

by missadventure November 1, 2006