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Sponge fuck 

Sponge fucking is where you get a lot of seamen and soak it up with a sponge, then squeeze it out inside a vagina as a way of artificial insemination
Yesterday, me and my wife Jenifer tried sponge fucking as an alternative to regular sex
Sponge fuck by civeret August 17, 2010
Words you can keep

fuck sponge 

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home
i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang
fuck sponge by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

fuck sponge 

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.
That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!
fuck sponge by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Fuck sponge 

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.
Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom
Fuck sponge by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

Fuck Sponge 

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.
That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!
Fuck Sponge by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge 

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.
I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge
Fuck Sponge by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge

The sponge you put in something rigid so that you can fuck it without wearing your dick off.
Did you hear about Jake and his collection of fuck sponges inside plastic gloves? I hear the gloves didn't bend anymore.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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