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fuck sponge 

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home
i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang
fuck sponge by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

fuck sponge 

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.
That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!
fuck sponge by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Fuck sponge 

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.
Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom
Fuck sponge by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

Fuck Sponge 

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.
That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!
Fuck Sponge by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge 

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.
I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge
Fuck Sponge by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge

The sponge you put in something rigid so that you can fuck it without wearing your dick off.
Did you hear about Jake and his collection of fuck sponges inside plastic gloves? I hear the gloves didn't bend anymore.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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