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Sponge-bobbed 

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.
Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him
Sponge-bobbed by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

sponge bobber 

stupid IDIOT show for BABIES that only TODDLERS would ENJOY.
i hate SPONGE BOBBER!!!
sponge bobber by smart smella April 18, 2022

SpongeBobbed 

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.
Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

Spongebobbery 

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.
Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

Spongebobed

When a male/female uses their teeth during the act of a blowjob, skinning the penis with the upper and lower teeth.
1: Damn dude, my dick really hurts.
2: What happened?
1: Last night when I got head, the bitch spongebobed my dick
Spongebobed by East_CoastOD April 9, 2013

Spongebobbed 

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes
That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.
Spongebobbed by el cartio August 13, 2012