spokestep
spokestep by sksjdjjdjdoskdn May 23, 2018
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spokestep • spokesperson • Strokestep • Pokestep • smokester • Smokéstop • Spikeswept • spokesbeard • spokesmental • spokesmoppet
smokester
geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.
smokester by da trick biatch December 22, 2005
trump spokesperson
noun
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.
trump spokesperson by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017
Non Attorney Spokesperson
Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.
I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
Non Attorney Spokesperson by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010
spokesbeard
A bewhiskered male representative of a group (often religion-related although might apply to any group where shaving is outlawed/unusual) acting as a spokesperson for media purposes.
Mohyeldeen Mohammed, a spokesbeard for “The Volunteers” group which organised the demo, said:
"If this will be allowed to continue in the end it will be too late. Then we’ll get a September 11th and a June 7th on Norwegian soil. This is not a threat, but a warning."
Source: MediaWatchWatch
"If this will be allowed to continue in the end it will be too late. Then we’ll get a September 11th and a June 7th on Norwegian soil. This is not a threat, but a warning."
Source: MediaWatchWatch
spokesbeard by bluematt March 8, 2010
Spikeswept
Spikeswept by Sithstress October 30, 2010
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