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Split end 

2 meanings for this one:

1. Something to do with female hair idk

2. When your condom breaks
1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"

2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split

end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)

Split End 

When ones penis has "split".
"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"
Split End by Cheesey the Monk May 13, 2005

Split Ends 

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!
Split Ends by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010

split ends 

Something only American girls can worry about.
omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff
split ends by shinector April 24, 2006

Split Ends 

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.
John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"
Split Ends by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

Split ends 

Apparently they can be called fish tails
*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.
Split ends by Ryan O_O August 15, 2008
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