Jan 20 Word of the Day
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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Something only American girls can worry about.
omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff
by shinector April 05, 2006
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When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.
John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"
by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009
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what u call someone who u want to cut off
“You know my main , John?” “Yeah why?” “He cheated on me, so now he’s just a split end.”
by tweak sauce lover January 08, 2018
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Apparently they can be called fish tails
*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.
by Ryan O_O July 20, 2008
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When ones penis has "split".
"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"
by Cheesey the Monk March 01, 2005
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