Spinter’s third law 

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021

Splinter Sex 

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

Splinter Sex by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

sprinter's mile 

A 3/4 mile.

Jack: What did the sprinters have to do as a workout?

Troy: Coach told us to run a mile but I only did 3 laps.

Jack: So a sprinter's mile?

sprinter's mile by papamurphy1111 November 18, 2017

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

Splinter sucker by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Splinter Cell Style 

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.

When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.

Splinter Cell Style by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005

splinter cell styles 

The art of sneaky around doing something dodgy.

Adapted from splinter cell popular video game

"I was total splinter cell styles as i crept out last night"

splinter cell styles by LEM - Chino January 24, 2005

Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015