Splenda Bitch

Someone who is so fake to the point where you don't even know what they're trying to be.

Girl 1: Oh my God, is that Becca?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah, she's such a splenda bitch.
Girl 1: Agreed!

by professional hoe December 4, 2015

Spendabitch

A unemployed woman who runs around buying everything she can with her husbands hard earned cash.

Dave: Does your wife work?
John: Nope, shes a spendabitch.
Dave: That sucks bro.
John: Yeah, it does.

by o_iLLuSiONz July 25, 2011