Splattums

a term of endearment

"aw, come here, splattums, i wuv you!"

by Anne and Josh October 25, 2008

splatturd

n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl

v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally

Man did that fish taco make me sick. I scooted to toilet and splatturd all over the place.

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.

''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'

by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019

green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Nati Splatties

The explosive anal discharge of liquid Natural Light from the night before...

I'm still recovering from the bad case of the Nati Splatties I had earlier...

by Mike Palazzo February 12, 2008

Splatts

A badass mutha fucker who don't take no shit from nobody; usually just goes with the flow, doesn't like confrontation but will fight if someone really make them mad.

Man splatts your so chill.
Did you see splatts just go apeshit on that guy.

by kkkddda February 19, 2009

Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

by Luxotek January 19, 2015