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splattadoo

When you go to a kinky maid café in Japan and sexy Japanese chicks in maid outfits come to your table and they shit all over you

(Source: Game Grumps/Steam Train)
Ross: If they touch you, then you have to pay for EEEEVERYTHING
Arin: Wow okay
Ross: If they sneeze on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: Oh geez ;^^
Ross: If they breathe on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: What if they poop....on me?
Ross: That's about uh....tha--yeah, you gotta pay for that

Arin: That's their specialty

Ross: That's the special....they call that uh...Chocoru...Splattadoo...Special
Arin: (laughing) Chocoru Splattadoo (continues laughing)
splattadoo by Egofaptard March 14, 2014

shattmandu 

the word shattmandu, a hybrid, is obtained from Kathmandu and outdoors clothing label(for no reason at all) and william shattner(a emotion described similarly as shattered).
that dude was shattmandu wen we told him his omlete was done Portuguese style
shattmandu by darryharry December 23, 2008

slatsman 

An absolute fucking cunt.
I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.
slatsman by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

scattman's world 

An awsome techno song on youtube; look it up.
( guy 1 ) "hey you should look up that awsome song on youtube!"
( guy 2 ) "whats it called again?"
( guy 1 ) "scattman's world!"
Combination of Spider-Man and batman.

Often misunderstood as combination of superman and batman. That's totally wrong.

Known for fighting the almighty Godzilla, spinning gorgeous webs and baking delicious cupcakes.

He got one spat pet. A majestic pheasant born in the darkness.
Nanananananananananana..Spatman!
Spatman by Kaiser Friedrich May 7, 2013

Splatten and Chatten 

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.
I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.
Splatten and Chatten by Hawtex February 10, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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