splattman

Retarded person

that person is a splattman

by Rasmus Orrel March 19, 2017

splattadoo

When you go to a kinky maid café in Japan and sexy Japanese chicks in maid outfits come to your table and they shit all over you

(Source: Game Grumps/Steam Train)

Ross: If they touch you, then you have to pay for EEEEVERYTHING
Arin: Wow okay
Ross: If they sneeze on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: Oh geez ;^^
Ross: If they breathe on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: What if they poop....on me?
Ross: That's about uh....tha--yeah, you gotta pay for that

Arin: That's their specialty

Ross: That's the special....they call that uh...Chocoru...Splattadoo...Special
Arin: (laughing) Chocoru Splattadoo (continues laughing)

by Egofaptard March 14, 2014

shattmandu

the word shattmandu, a hybrid, is obtained from Kathmandu and outdoors clothing label(for no reason at all) and william shattner(a emotion described similarly as shattered).

that dude was shattmandu wen we told him his omlete was done Portuguese style

by darryharry December 23, 2008

slatsman

An absolute fucking cunt.

I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.

by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

scattman's world

An awsome techno song on youtube; look it up.

( guy 1 ) "hey you should look up that awsome song on youtube!"
( guy 2 ) "whats it called again?"
( guy 1 ) "scattman's world!"

by omg my name got taken March 14, 2010

Spatman

Combination of Spider-Man and batman.

Often misunderstood as combination of superman and batman. That's totally wrong.

Known for fighting the almighty Godzilla, spinning gorgeous webs and baking delicious cupcakes.

He got one spat pet. A majestic pheasant born in the darkness.

Nanananananananananana..Spatman!

by Kaiser Friedrich May 7, 2013

Splatten and Chatten

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.

I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.

by Hawtex February 10, 2015