Splarrot

Splarrot is a a fat red bird who does the splits and eats millet, 82 fajita wraps from mcdonalds and carrot sticks.

Tanika: Wow look at that splarrot dropping into the gnarliest of splits

Jai: Shut the fuck up

by Splarrotlover2007 March 19, 2026

Sparrot

Act of masturbation by a male.

"I'm so keen to have a sparrot when I get home"
"I haven't sparroted in days"

by PG November 13, 2003