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Spitting Biscuits 

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

spitting biscuits 

When a large woman (or man) is wearing clothes that are too tight, thus "rolls" are visible. First originated when observing a big woman wearing a tiny outfit, including way to small strappy sandals.
"Did you see her? She had fat falling out everywhere."
"Yeah, dude, it looks like her sandals are spitting buscuits!!"
spitting biscuits by kategirl March 20, 2005

splitting her biscuit 

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.
Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.