Spiter's K 

It's when someone only uses the letter K in a text message

Person 1: Is it cool if I fix your 401k tomorrow?
Person 2: K
Person 1: Stop using the Spiter's K

Spiter's K by Yahhoun December 20, 2018

skewered spider monkey 

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

skewered spider monkey by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008

Skin Suiter

One who enjoys the manufacturing and wearing of suits made of human skin.

The new Taco Bell stuffed sausage is exactly the kind of sausage I imagine would appeal to skin suiters.

Skin Suiter by Frisky Snake February 10, 2010

Barking Skunk Spider 

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

Barking Skunk Spider by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010