Spite Tip

When you are mistreated, given bad service, or get in a fight with a tip-able employee. You aggressively over-tip out of anger to show that you are better than the person serving you and to make them feel like a lower life-form...a complete loser.

"The cab driver got mad when I tried to pay with a credit card, angrily whining and saying "I need my money now and they take a cut when you do that." So I gave him a $20 Spite Tip and called him a poor loser, told him this is why is wife left him and he'll probably die alone"

The waitress was being a bitch all night so I gave her a 50% Spite Tip to make her know I'm better than her and that she is nothing compared to me

Spite Tip by Mike Dexter24 June 17, 2010

tip spit 

Semen, cum, the substance produced by a male during ejaculation

"Misses sippin' tip spit"

tip spit by Beekeep February 1, 2008

Spit on it (just the tip) 

1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).

b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.

2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.

b : The best way to sanitize a wound.

Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)

Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*

Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.

Spit on it (just the tip) by craigslist October 30, 2013