The branch of thought that asks the really big, uncomfortable questions about the soul, the universe, and why your meditation app keeps trying to upsell you to a premium subscription. It grapples with the classic paradoxes: if we are all one, why do I still hate my neighbor's loud music? If thoughts become things, why am I still thinking about my ex? And if everything happens for a reason, what's the reason for wasps? Spiritual philosophy doesn't provide easy answers, but it does give you a sophisticated way to say "I don't know" while sounding wise.
Example: "Sitting on a mountaintop at sunset, he engaged in some deep spiritual philosophy. 'If the universe is within me,' he mused, 'then where does my parking ticket go? Do I have to pay myself? And if so, can I pay myself in good intentions?' He then realized he was hungry and went to find a taco truck."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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