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A simplified way to describe a fast-declining mental/emotional state, often leading to short-term bouts of depression or anxiety.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Terrible. I've got three exams, two papers, and I can't find my keys. I'm spiraling, man."

"Hey, are you coming to the meeting tonight?"
"Spiraling."
"Oh, ok, feel better."
Spiraling by EmbryH October 19, 2012

Spiralicity 

Spiralicity is a measure of two factors: how tight the spiral of a thrown football is, and how rapid the rotation rate of the football is. When the tightness (lack of wobble) and the speed of the rotation are considered together, the spiralicity of the pass can be gaged.
Michael Vick's passes never were known for their spiralicity, but ever since he got convicted of that dog fighting hog mount I think his passes are even uglier. In a way it doesn't matter because after that I quit watching him play, DTLOI.

Upward Spiraling Pigtail 

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.
"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

Spiralpad 

Someone who tries to be the best at widowmaker but has to much downs to pull it off.
Spiralpad is on my team, Oh fuck.
Spiralpad by Qworc-Notqwophonest December 21, 2018

spitalian 

1. Noun. One who is of both Spanish and Italian origin.
Possibly the mexicans.
"What ethnic minority are you from then?"
"I'm Spitalian"
spitalian by Chakat Goldfur May 24, 2007

spiralism 

Spiralism is for those who have been enlightened by the Sacred Spiral over Norway. We are those that believe in the magick that the spiral wields. Only we can save the Spiral from the grips of the evil Bermuda Triangle. Following the words of our prophet ALEX is the only path to salvation.
"Man, Hayden is the best spiralist Spiralism has ever seen... he's a regular spyro!"
spiralism by macwilson December 27, 2009