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Spiralpad

Someone who tries to be the best at widowmaker but has to much downs to pull it off.
Spiralpad is on my team, Oh fuck.
by Qworc-Notqwophonest December 21, 2018
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Spiralia

The most amazing acappellafunk group known to mankind.
Plain and simple.
Let's go see Spiralia, they rock!
by bestsingerever September 28, 2010
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Spiraled

That girl pissed me off today I almost spiraled.
by Redhat456 June 6, 2016
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spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.
I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.
by Dubble J November 21, 2011
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Spiralpain

Spiral is a figure from the early anitok era who has since transitioned into an underground anicom rapist on discord
the known underground anicom rapist, spiralpain
by era؜ November 17, 2025
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spiralabysshater

Used to describe a very cool person
Wow your a spiralabysshater
by EpicCoolEpicPerson July 20, 2021
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Spiralled

When your sexuality, vibe, or entire existence refuses to run in a straight line—or even a circle. It’s attraction that loops, bends, and evolves like a cosmic slinky, pulling you toward whoever/whatever feels right in the moment. Being spiralled means you’re not gay, straight, bi, or pan—you’re orbiting all of it and none of it, on your own infinite track.

Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.
• “So are you straight, gay, or…?”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”
by Juno Funkey Loudz Christ August 30, 2025
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