Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

spiraled ham by Dubble J November 21, 2011

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Spiralpain

Spiral is a figure from the early anitok era who has since transitioned into an underground anicom rapist on discord

the known underground anicom rapist, spiralpain

Spiralpain by era؜ November 17, 2025

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spiralabysshater

Used to describe a very cool person

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spiralabysshater by EpicCoolEpicPerson July 20, 2021

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Spiralled

When your sexuality, vibe, or entire existence refuses to run in a straight line—or even a circle. It’s attraction that loops, bends, and evolves like a cosmic slinky, pulling you toward whoever/whatever feels right in the moment. Being spiralled means you’re not gay, straight, bi, or pan—you’re orbiting all of it and none of it, on your own infinite track.

Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.

• “So are you straight, gay, or…?”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”

Spiralled by Juno Funkey Loudz Christ August 30, 2025

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