Spill on the floor, kill your dad

Counterpart to “step on a crack, kill your mother’s back;” if you spill a drink on the floor, your dad dies

Did you just spill that soda? You know what they say: spill on the floor, kill your dad

Spill on the floor, kill your dad by aaauughh May 9, 2026

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