Definitions by aaauughh

Male rear

A man’s butt

A: I love me some male rear
B: Me too dawg

Male rear by aaauughh May 9, 2026

Liechtenstein

The best country in the world in every statistic, including size.

A: Yo wanna go to Liechtenstein
B: Holy shit yes i thought you’d never ask please marry me
A: (pulls out a solid 24k gold ring with a large gemstone in its center) If you insist
B: This is the best day of my life

Liechtenstein by aaauughh May 9, 2026

Spill on the floor, kill your dad

Counterpart to “step on a crack, kill your mother’s back;” if you spill a drink on the floor, your dad dies

Did you just spill that soda? You know what they say: spill on the floor, kill your dad

Spill on the floor, kill your dad by aaauughh May 9, 2026