Spikey Mikey

Then a girl has recently shaved her pussy and the stubble has started to come through, the girl then rides your dick and gives you a red rash where the stubble has rubbed against your skin.

'Bro that bitch have me a spikey mikey last night, hurt like fuck, hope she shaves before next time'

by Abarthdriver666 June 11, 2018

Spikey Mikey

An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.

Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"

Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."

Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."

by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017

Mike The Spike

Mike here is a pedophile who preys on young females of the ages 11 to 18. Most recently it has been discovered that he also has a thing for almost 40 year old women with big boobs. And if you didn’t know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, therefore a certain daughter may have certain traits of their mother. Some may also consider a Mike The Spike to be a so called Brent. Brent’s aren’t that much better. They like girls for like 2 days and then they decide they’re gross.

Yo did you see mIkE tHe SpIKe? He’s so gross dude ;)))

by yah boy jeremy February 8, 2019

mike the spike

The ultimate bro

He's A Mike the Spike!

by Never gonna know September 12, 2017